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Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Worst Fortune Ever

A terrible fate has befallen me. On Friday, during lunch, our school served egg-rolls, fortune cookies, and fried rice. As always, I did not eat, but my friend, Mary, offered my a fortune cookie. When I opened it, the following horrible fortune awaited:

You constantly struggle for self improvement
~ And it shows.

Although it's not the worst cookie ever recorded, (No, that one said: "Physic's will lead dogs to your body".) it's still a terrible fortune. It's more of a misfortune.

To make matters worse, one of my very good friends, Jessica Nelson, *chorkled when I showed her it. Way to by supportive Jess.

For those of you who don't know what the word "chorkled" means, it's a type of laugh that occurs when you mix chortled and chuckled. So, as you can see, it was even more unsupportive.








*Special thanks to Mary The Sperry for coming up with the most random word of the day: "Chorkled".