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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The Spring Breaker (3)

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful brunette girl that looked a lot like this:


She was a happy young lady who enjoyed life to it's fullest. Our story begins with her talking to a news reporter just outside of her suburban home.

Reporter: "So, it's spring break. Do you have anything to say to our viewers?"
Young Woman: "Yeah. It's spring break. Come back next week."

And that's all the reporter got before the girl slammed the door in his face.


THE END!

The moral of the story is, it's spring break. Go enjoy it for crying out loud!
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5 comments:

  1. SparrowApril 9, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    This is my new favorite story by you. xD

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  2. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Thanks. It took a lot of thought and effort. :)

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  3. JessicaApril 11, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    Awww you do look beautiful in that picture! You need to literally let your down more often! :)

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  4. JessicaApril 11, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    Sorry. Your HAIR down.

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  5. AnonymousApril 12, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    wow. Thanks for that clarification. :) Thanks. I don't put my hair down because it's kinda a hassle. Wouldn't you agree?

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