The Internet Addict

Okay, so everyone should know by now that I am one of the biggest internet fans in the world.  I spend so much of my time on it and not just because I'm currently reading my scriptures on it (which is a different post entirely) but, I email like constantly.  I'm beginning to sense that it irritates some people who get WAY to many emails from me in one day (*ahem* 67).

Anyways, this post is all about one of the funniest songs I've ever heard.  It's called: "Do you want to date my avatar"  and yes, it's about exactly what it sounds like.

Basically it's a song from the people that are making a mini-series called "The Guild"  which is about a group of people that are crazy because they sit around their house all day and play world of warcraft online.  They are all socially awkward and this song proves it.  The music video is really funny as well, but it might be inappropriate to some viewers.  Viewer desecration is advised. (By me :)

Anyways, if you haven't already, you have to cheek out not only the mini-series, but also the song.  Very catchy  in fact here's the lyrics:

Do you wanna date my avatar?

Do you wanna date my avatar?

Hang with me in my MMO

So many places we can go

You'll never see my actual face

Our love, our love will be in virtual space

I'm craving to emote with you

So many animations I can do

Be anything you want me to be

C'mon, c'mon, and share a potion with me

(Chorus)

Do you want to date my avatar?

She's a star and she's 

hotter than reality by far.

Wanna date my avatar?

You can type commands

I've got slots for what I hold in my hands

Don't care what's in your character bank

How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys

Here in cyberspace there's no disease

Pick a time, send a tell to me

Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee

(Chorus)

Single, White Human

Looking for group

My stats so high

You'll be out of the loop

Got an uber leet staff

That you can equip

Close your mouth up

Ladies this is pure nerdnip

I'm a pixel-based fantasy

A man so stoic

I hack and slash

Who the heck's more heroic?

Check me out, cloth armor

Fits me like a glove

Just twitter a time

I'm ready for love

Hang with me in my MMO

So many places we can go

I'm better than a real world quest

You'll touch my plus five to dexterity vest

What role do you wanna play?

I'm just a click away night or day

And if you think I'm not the one

Log off, log off and we'll be done

(Chorus)

(Repeat Chorus)

Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)

Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)

Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)

Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)