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Monday, September 28, 2009

Chihuahua's . . . What's the deal?

Okay, so, today I'm going to speak about a very serious problem facing our well being.  They're called chihuahuas and they're just not normal.  With their big. . . creepy eyes and pointy ears and all the body shakes.  And their annoying yap.  I mean seriously!  What's with them?  (I'm sorry if you like Chihuahua's or even that new movie "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" But I'm just not a fan (and if you didn't guess that already. . . go back to school.))  Anyways, I was talking to my friend Mary today, (hi Mary) and we were looking at the chinchilla at the school and for some reason, (I think it was the name) for some reason, it reminded me of a chihuahua and we just went off about how weird they are.

So, the funniest little mental picture popped up into my head.  Basically, it's someone with wide eyes staring at something way below them, and creepy music is playing in the background, and then the image flashes to a small little shaking chihuahua on the floor who is looking at the person, and the image just goes back and forth until the chihuahua cocks it's head and the person slowly backs out of the room and hightails it out of there.

Sorry, I'm not very good at explaining things, (or rather, describing things) but still, it was a very funny mental image. :)

And here is a very good picture of why I don't associate with the beasts, it's titled "Killer Chihuahua"  Viewer Discretion is advised. (Please don't show it to any kids.  I don't want them to have nightmares.)








File:Killer Chihuahua.jpg
Here's the link to see it on the internet, more importantly on Wikipedia.  I put it here so that it's not like plagiarism or anything, and also, it's bigger.  More ferocious looking. Click here if you please. :)

3 comments:

  1. Hi Madison c:

    Oh man, I burst out laughing when I saw that Chihuahua picture, and now my little sister is seriously disturbed (mostly because I suddenly started laughing, but that pic had a part).

    I think this is a pretty good depiction of them too:
    http://kazub00.deviantart.com/art/CHIHUAHUA-64495597

    We should have a creepy Chihuahua-drawing contest/party. C8

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  2. Wowness Mary. That was one intense Chihuahua. And yes, we should have a drawing contest, but I'm pretty sure I alreadtherapyy won that. ESPECIALLY if it's over how creepy they are. Most people need therepy after glimpsing some of my artwork :P

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  3. XD Probably, but we should give it a try. Maybe we can include all the people Jessica sits with at lunch too, they seem to enjoy drawing, or at least being weird.

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