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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Horror Movie Fest

If you ever want to be woken up in the middle of the night with the horrifying fear that someone is breaking into your apartment, move to Snow Hall.

Last night I went to bed late. It took me awhile to finish up my "homework" and clean up my bed so I could actually sleep on it. By the time I finally did finish it was around one in the morning. 15 minutes later I was beginning to fall asleep when I heard a terrifying noise. At first it was just water moving around. And then things got serious. Essentially it sounded like someone was trying to break into our apartment. My roommate and I both sat up and tried to figure out what was going on.

I got out of bed and went to the window expecting to see some "opposite-of-a-ninja, criminal" (they are opposite of ninjas due to the fact that it sounded like they were using a power drill or a band saw to break our wall down and ninjas are generally seen as silent assassins) kneeling outside our window. But I didn't see anything. So I went back to bed. A half an hour later (1:41 AM) my roommate and I both bolt upright. Once again there's nothing there.

Well... Long story short... It was our heater. Thanks a lot heater. I almost had a heart attack last night.


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