A New Passion in Life

I have recently developed a new passion for making powerpoint's. As with most of my "hobbies" I don't really expect this to last long, but while I have this "passion" for it, I have decided to grace you with the amazing works that I can create with my hands, and a computer.

So, for my first amazing feat of wonder, send me your b-day day's to get a very special b-day powerpoint.

For my next amazing feat of wonder, check back later today, or maybe tomorrow to learn all about the Vikings, or rather, the MIGHTY VIKINGS!!!

Random thoughts from a random person(ality)

It was a dark and stormy summers day. And no one was around. The shouts of kids could be heard from far and distant lands.

Actually, the shouts of kids can be heard almost twenty four seven here in monkey town. I can't believe that it's already July. That's just crazy to me. I can't believe in like just a month and a half schools going to be starting again and I'm going to be a senior! It's just insane!!! Oh well. . .

Slacking . . .

I have once again been slacking in my duties as a blogger, but I've finally forced myself to click on the small little "my blog" on my favorites bar and to type something into a box.

Well, just to refresh your memories as to what has been happening lately, summer started, I went to the pool and socialized (thanks to Mary) and got burned, (ouch) and then I got my hair cut and It's a completely new hairstyle for my senior year.

My mom is trying to find a good place to get senior pictures, and I am freaking out. I only have 1 more year to go ONE! And then I'll be moving out, going to college, having to socialize and leave my hermitness behind (shudder).

And that's what you missed on . . . Glee!

Newsflash

Okay, recently, a nineteen year old boy named Gerorge Garrat has legally changed his name (and I'm very serious here) to:

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Captain Fantastic says that he thinks the name is "crazy" and his grandma is no longer talking to him. Of course, if I was his grandma, I wouldn't either. I mean, it would be hard enough to remember George Garrat let alone this "newfangled contraption of a name!"

Killer Baby

Warning: The following baby picture is one of the cutest, funniest, most awesome baby pictures you will ever see. For legal reasons (if there are any), I feel obligated to post the website I got the picture off of. The website is a blog of the funniest baby pic's of all time. I highly suggest you visit it.

Click me!

"My momma may have brought me into this world . . .

but I'm gonna take you out o' it."

Guess what

I have two riddles for you this week. Enjoy! :)

I begin and end with the letter 'e'

Have eight letters, but only one letter within me.

What am I?

and,

I'm there in darkness, but not in alight,

Can be seen in the daytime, but I'm missing at night,

I'm there in the shadow's but not at night.

What am I?

acci-DENTAL (4)

ONce upon a time there was a happy-go-lucky girl named Penelope. (Pronounced Penny-lope.)

Penelope was a by-the-book sort of girl who never did anything that could be considered "life altering" without first consulting her parents and/ or her instructors. Unfortunately, this meant that she never did anything "life changing" because someone always had something negative to say about it.

Eventually, however, a big decision came into her life. It was finally time for Penelope to graduate from high school, leaving behind her easy life and forcing her to make the dreaded "career choice".

She asked all her teachers, all her leaders and both her parents. No one had any advise to give her. Instead, she was forced to make the decision all by herself.

Penelope carefully regarded all her choices, taking into account her experience level, talents, and interests in each career path examined. Finally, she made her decision. Penelope decided to become a dental assistant. Aka, a dental hygienist.

In the weeks before the start of her new job, Penelope carefully picked out her bright happy scrubs, specifically picking out the ones that would make little kids calm and helpful. She even practiced her own smile in front of the mirror.

Then, it was her very first day. Penelope showed up bright and early to open the dentists office. She set to work organizing and prioritizing the dentists appointments for the day.

After that was done, Penelope went to work cleaning the waiting room. Two hours later, Dr Johnny T. Appleseed showed up and began accepting his patients.

Penelope's job was to prep the patients. She was to brush, floss, scrub and whiten everyones teeth before the dentist came in. However, her favorite job was using the X-ray machine. For some reason, she was drawn to the ray gun looking machine. Unfortunately, Wednesdays and Thursdays were slow days for Dr. Appleseed, and only 2 X-rays were needed both days.

Well, life continued onward for Penelope. Every day, she'd get to work at the exact same time, making sure that everything was nice and orderly for when the doctor finally showed up. And every evening, after the elusive doctor left, she cleaned everything up and locked the doors. Penelope liked this system.

That was, until one day, when she found out what the elusive Dr Johnny Appleseed was REALLY up to. Then, everything changed.

We'll, it's intermission folks. Please enjoy a trip to your nearest snack bar. This story will return as soon as you scroll down. :)

Well we're back. When we last left Penelope (still pronounced Penny-lope), she was just about to discover Dr. Johnny Appleseeds deepest darkest secret. Let's see what happens next shall we???

One day, Dr. Appleseed left the office early. Quickly telling Penelope to lock up early. He claimed that he was going to see his sick mother in the hospital. As he rushed out the double doors, Penelope called and rearranged several appointments that the good doctor had just cancelled and then went into the back rooms to clean up. As she was stashing some of the equipment back into the proper cupboards, she found a strange jar that she had never seen before. She opened the jar and was shocked to find a storage of teeth inside. She stared at the sparkling white mound of teeth and tried to make sense of it all. Why on earth was the doctor hoarding teeth?

Penelope pulled out her cell phone and dialed the doctor. He answered on the first ring.

"What is it Penelope? I'm kinda busy here."

"Well, Doctor, I don't mean to bother you, but I just discovered a jar of teeth here and . . . " But Penelope was cut off by the sound of someone slamming on their breaks on the other end.

"Don't do anything. I'll be right there." Yelled the doctor, hanging up.

Penelope stared at her phone, slowly making her way back to the front desk. Within a matter of minutes, she heard the doctor come screeching to a halt in front of the office. Then, he was standing over her with an unreadable look on his face.

"Where are they?" He demanded.

Penelope wordlessly handed him the jar. The doctor took it and cradled it to his chest. "I'm sorry." He said. "I should explain this to you."

Penelope just nodded.

"Well, it's like this. You see, my finance's business has been down lately. You see, people just don't want to believe in 'mythological' creatures like the tooth fairy anymore. But she's got to collect teeth. Her people use them. They need them like we need food. They use them for everything! When we got engaged, she asked that I help her collect some teeth for her. Because I'm a dentist, I of course agreed. If I tell people that they need a few teeth pulled, they usually believe me. But you can't tell anyone Penelope. Not a single soul. My girlfriend knows where you live Penelope. Don't forget that. Now, how about you go home and I'll lock up today." Said the doctor. Penelope nodded absently and dazedly made her way out to her car. She took the long way home and went to bed early.

The next morning when she woke up, she found this under her pillow:

Needless to say, she became quite paranoid after this. Penelope eventually became quite insane.

New riddle

We all know what this means! It's the second installment of "the riddle of the week". So, here you go. This one is a lot tricker than last weeks, but the answer is possible. Good luck!

Around the corner there is a tree.

Under the tree there is a school.

In the school there is a desk.

Behind the desk there is a bell.

Behind the desk is a teacher.

What is her name?

Magical word of Spring Break

Well, I guess it's time to say Au Revior to the wonderful week of spring break. It was nice while it lasted. And I did have a pretty wild time. Let's go over some of the key moments of MY spring break:

I found my Easter Basket.

Watched confrence.

Visited and got beat up by my little cousins.

Got in an accident.

Went to Quizno's.

Babysat two times.

Watched Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakual and Monster vs. Aliens.

Stayed up and slept in.

Cleaned my room.

Didn't stress about school.

Got a new fan.

Updated my blog.

Created the new "Riddle of the Week" thingy.

Ate lots of junkfood.

And for my grand finale, I also got some flu symptoms.

That's all for my spring break, how was yours?

Literally. . .

For all those who take things way too literally . . . this is for you.