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Monday, May 10, 2010

Newsflash

Okay, recently, a nineteen year old boy named Gerorge Garrat has legally changed his name (and I'm very serious here) to:

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Captain Fantastic says that he thinks the name is "crazy" and his grandma is no longer talking to him. Of course, if I was his grandma, I wouldn't either. I mean, it would be hard enough to remember George Garrat let alone this "newfangled contraption of a name!"
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3 comments:

  1. JessicaJune 2, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    That is, indeed, a "crazy" name.

    And for a nineteen yr old to come up that? Slightly pathetic.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 4, 2010 at 2:53 AM

    It was a contest. He asked people what he should change his name to and that's what the general public came up with, but yes. It's still pathetic. :)

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  3. JessicaSeptember 23, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    The general public? So... meaning the lazy old guys who sit around and play old Nintendo games all day in the hopes that eventually, all of the lives that they've accumulated will rub off on them and they'll come back in the next life as Superman/ Spiderman/ Batman/ Wolverine/ Hulk/ The Flash?? Geez, and he LISTENED to them??
    Actually, I can't make too much fun of them. I'm pretty sure that I'm destined to become one. Except in female form.

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