WARNING - This blog may cause uncontrollable fits of laughter. If you are a naturally grumpy person, prone to attacks of severe pessimism, this blog is not recommended for you.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Horror Movie Fest

If you ever want to be woken up in the middle of the night with the horrifying fear that someone is breaking into your apartment, move to Snow Hall.

Last night I went to bed late. It took me awhile to finish up my "homework" and clean up my bed so I could actually sleep on it. By the time I finally did finish it was around one in the morning. 15 minutes later I was beginning to fall asleep when I heard a terrifying noise. At first it was just water moving around. And then things got serious. Essentially it sounded like someone was trying to break into our apartment. My roommate and I both sat up and tried to figure out what was going on.

I got out of bed and went to the window expecting to see some "opposite-of-a-ninja, criminal" (they are opposite of ninjas due to the fact that it sounded like they were using a power drill or a band saw to break our wall down and ninjas are generally seen as silent assassins) kneeling outside our window. But I didn't see anything. So I went back to bed. A half an hour later (1:41 AM) my roommate and I both bolt upright. Once again there's nothing there.

Well... Long story short... It was our heater. Thanks a lot heater. I almost had a heart attack last night.


Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Halloween Awesomeness

Halloween is coming up!!!! This year I am particularly excited which doesn't make any sense since I am usually pretty grumpy about most holidays. (Which also doesn't make any sense . . . ) at any rate . . . Halloween is approaching. And with it comes the opportunity to once again pull out my amazing halloween costume. I've been looking online for a way to make it even more cool, but I haven't yet been able to find anything to help me on my quest. I did however find one that looks a million times lamer. But I suppose that's not what I'm looking for.

Anyways, lets see who has the best/ lamest costume this year!



Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Midterm Blues

I have a stupid class that I have to memorize something for and I don't want to do it!!! I have to memorize a one minute speech and I came up with a good one . . . it's about doodling . . . but I can't for the life of me pay any attention to trying to memorize it!!! This sucks!!! If I don't start memorizing soon, I'm going to have to wake up early and try to memorize it tomorrow morning. :P

Stupid class.

Stupid memorizing.

Stupid public speaking.

Wish me luck.


Quote Wall Queen

Just a little update on our quote wall; we currently have 339 quotes, 101 from me personally because although I am the Quote Wall Queen, ones that I have said such as: "It's a personal joke between me and myself" and "who cares if I slip and fall on my butt? It will just look like I had and accident." which really shouldn't be up there, are up there. So. Now it is time to give your opinion. Go to the quote wall votes to the side, and if you think my quotes should stay, or if you think they should mysteriously disappear into the night . . . state your opinion!

Enjoy!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Update

Hey all. I know this is my second post today, but I just added a new feature which, if it works correctly, should be super helpful. All you have to do is go to the sidebar. You should be able to see something that says "Follow by email". Type in your email, and, if all goes well, you should get an email every time I update my blog. Lets hope it works :)



School = Drool

I am coming to you live from my cell phone in psychology class. Its crazy how awesome technology is nowadays.

So today I was faced with a problem. I'm sitting in my personal selling business management class freaking out because I just gotten a third test in two days that I had once again forgotten to study for. I am positive that I am doing poorly in this class. I forget the homework. I forget to read. I'm really NOT doing well on the tests or quizzes because I'm not reading and then he says: "I have a list of initials here. If I call out your initials you might want to consider dropping the class."

Let me say that my heart skipped a beat or two. And then broke through the roof it was pounding so hard waiting for the two initials that I was just positive he was going to say.

But miracle of miracles. He didn't say my initials!!!! I was safe! At least for now. But with midterms over, I am so close to finishing all I have to do is plow forward.

So I made a plan. It was simple. Have my roommate password protect my computer and not give me the password until I was done reading my personal selling textbook.

But she was in class herself and was unavailable. So instead I find myself waking up 3 hours later from a nap I probably shouldn't have taken with nothing to show for my day.

Awesome.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Its SNOWing in October

Today was the first day of snow in little Ephraim. It was a big shock to a lot of people considering the fact that it's only october 6th. Of course, my silent response to all of them was as follows: "Guess what? This is Utah. Get used to it."

There are a few things that you need to know when you move here to the heart of Utah:

1) It snows. Deal with it.
2) It will snow . . . and be insanely sunny. All in the same day. Guess what? Deal with it.
3) St. George is very sunny. If you like sun so much, move there.
4) It will snow from October to the end of April if it feels like it. Deal with it.
5) I don't care how sunny California was. Utah is temperamental. Get a coat and deal with it.

If you don't learn these rules, you should expect to lose. :)

And that ends my happy rant for the day. Thank you for listening. Tune in the next time I feel like updating this blog for another happy moment with me, Mattie. :)


Thursday, September 29, 2011

Modern Major and General ed

I think that I have finally picked my major.

Sure . . . I really don't know if I want it . . . and granted . . . I am not the most decisive person and can therefore end up switching it halfway through . . . but here's my reasoning behind this.

A few weeks ago, my roommates and I were talking about majors. They asked me what mine was going to be and I replied; "Well . . . here's the thing."

As we all know, any speech that starts out with 'here's the thing' doesn't really end well, and this one was no exception.

I went on to explain that I hated math, despised english, sucked at art, and couldn't sing and or play and instrument to save my life. And given my downright AWFUL people skills, I really shouldn't be a teacher. Therefore, I reasoned, that I really didn't have many options in terms of majors.

They all got a good laugh out of that (go figure) but it did prompt me to start seriously thinking about majors.

I know I need one. And I want one. See, I'm of the "what if" attitude. Although I want to be a stay at home mom, "what if" something happens to my husband and I need to provide for my family? I don't want one of those dumb degrees like "bachelor of young wife studies" or something. I need a legit major that will actually rake in the dough. So, I turned my attention towards science.

I've always loved the medical field. In fact, I wanted to be a nurse for a long time (until I took human bio. senior year and learned that me and guts don't mix well) and since I couldn't do that . . . well . . . I'm not sure when I realized it (it probably had something to do with my week long psych marathon) but I have decided to go into pharmaceuticals.

So . . . congratulations to me . . . for finding a major. And congratulations to you for actually getting through this rather long winded, picture-less post. Here is a picture just for you:

Count Dracula . . . he's always watching.

Movin' Along

Hello Internet.

Today I am blogging from my couch. Strangely, I have found that I have internet on the couch in my apartment, but in order to get internet at my desk I have to use an ethernet cord. Just using that word makes me feel . . . odd. It's such an old fashioned thing. I mean, we're living in the wireless age, and having to use an "ethernet cord" . . . it's unbelievable.

At any rate, I am coming to you live from my living room, where life is getting well . . . interesting.

In the past few weeks, I have started college (although I suppose it's been more than a FEW weeks) gone grocery shopping without my mother, had to cook every night, begun to eat breakfast again, written over 263 quotes on our quote wall, and gotten into a staring contest with the resident fish (who's a bit of a stalker like his owner) (love ya karli . . . if you ever find this!)).


Life is still just moseying along . . . and I guess I have to just mosey along with it.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Facebook

I have done it. I have finally joined Facebook. Something I never thought I would do in a million years. And I have to say . . . it's a bit overrated.

Maybe it's just me, but there really isn't anything to do on Facebook. AND I am constantly getting emailed and texted whenever anyone comment's on anything I post or on something that I have commented or liked on. It's very irritating.

And that's my pessimistic view of one of the most beloved social networking sites on the web-iverse.