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Friday, April 20, 2012

Midnight Madness

Well . . . it's official.  Ephraim is one of the weirdest towns in America.

That's right folks.  It's half past midnight and something strange just went down outside our window.

About ten minutes ago, two random people got in a car just outside our window and proceeded to flash their lights on and off for no reason.  Sometimes it was their normal lights, then their brights, then the lights on the inside of the car, then their tail lights.

But that's not all.

At one point, they randomly got out of the car, switched sides and proceeded to get right back into the flashing lights business.

The only logical explanation that we have for this strange phenomenon is that they are drunk.

Let's hope they aren't though.  They just pulled out of the parking lot.

Ah Ephraim, I wonder what other surprises you have in store for us within the next several weeks.


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