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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Student Drivers . . .

I've got terrifying news . . . my younger brother has finally stopped procrastinating, and gotten his permit!!!

From his point of view, it's great. Now he can finally get on the road. Go places when he want's to and whatever. From my point of view, and pedestrians everywhere, it is horrifying news.

Yesterday, I decided (for some unknown reason) to let him drive me to Wal-mart. Could I have been any more stupid? I don't think so. Not only were there a lot of turns in the road leading to Wal-mart, but there was a lot of construction. It was absolutely the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me, and that includes the time I rode on a United States Air Force Plane, and the pilot turned so sharply, the Horizon was no longer horizontal.

Never again.



4 comments:

  1. Geez, I'm worried too- my sister is fifteen now. Soon I'll have to begin teaching her how to drive.... Oh boy.

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  2. Also, when did you ever ride in an air force plane??

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  3. I rode in an air force plane over the summer . . . and don't you have to be 21 to teach someone how to drive?

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  4. That's cool. But it doesn't matter nOw anyways, as I discovered that she's too scared to let me teach her. :Z

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