Sarah: The Untold Story

A little known fact about me is just how spectacular I can write. My creations were especially apparent last year during my "random story" craze. During my sophomore year, I managed to write many a random story. One of the all-time favorites of all my friends that read my stories was "Sarah: The Untold Story". Because of this, (and also because my friend Mary asked me to,) I have decided to immortalize this story on the internet, because, as Ferb says: "Fame is fleeting, but the Internet is forever."

Enjoy!

Sarah: The Untold Story

By The Unknown Genius of Me, the Author of this Story.

There once was a duck named Pengooin. (Pen-goo-in). He lived in a little pond on the edge of town. Pengooin was a happy little duckling. He had everything that a ducky could ever want. A loving mother and father, a nice big brother, and all the free food a little duckling could ever eat.

So life went on for the little duckling. He grew fatter and fatter, slowly becoming the grown-up duck Ashley was born to become. It was about this time, that he met Sally. His future ducky wife. (ooh!) He'd actually seen Sally from afar when he happened to walk right off a cliff. Luckily, he was able to get his wings flapping soon enough that his crash landing didn't cause TOO much damage. When he finally woke up, he woke up to see the face of his beloved Sally (ooh!) Sally and Pengooin got married 3 weeks later (in January) and that summer Sally had her first batch of babies. Their names were Ashley, Nicko, Tylee and Jingle. Ashley was the popular cheerleader of the family. Nicko was the normal one. Tylee was the shy one and Jingle was the clown of the family.

Well, they lived life happily for a year. The quadruplets loved the amount of attention they got from their grandparents. Sarah and Henry (who were Sally's parents) and Johnny and Carly (who were, you guessed it, Pengooin's parents). You see, Sally and Pengooin were both only children. It hadn't always been that way, but all their siblings died one by one through various swimming, diving, and hunting accidents. So, the only grandkids Sarah, Henry, Johnny and Carly were going to have, were going to have to come from Sally and Pengooin.

But then, the second summer came and Ashley, Nicko, Tylee and Jingle became bigger siblings. Sally hatched the eggs that became Janice, Keyko, Lollipop, and William of Orange.

Suddenly, the first quads (as Ashley, Tylee, Nicko and Jingle were now called) were no longer the center of attention. Something they had never had to deal with before.

But summer after summer, Sally had baby ducklings. Slowly each set of twins, quadruplets, triplets and sextuplets all went through the phases of absolute "center-of-attention" to the secondary "side show".

Finally Sally had hatched a grand total of 65 ducklings. Their names were:

1. Ashley
2. Nicko
3. Tylee
4. Jingle
5. Janice
6. Keyko
7. Lollipop
8. William of Orange
9. Marian
10. Number-Two
11. Sub-Zero
12. pretzel
13. Snacky
14. Tidbits
15. Foibles
16. Foibles II
17. Foibles III
18. Iguana
19. Stanky
20. The prodigy
21. Small Fry
22. Isabel
23. Ding-Dong
24. Mercury
25. Pluto
26. 1605
27. Twenty-Five
28. Isaac
29. Newton
30. Adobe
31. UBISCUT
32. CookieMonster
33. Cheek-Book
34. Panda
35. Blanche
36. Puce
37. Veoletay (V-O-let-ay)
38. Nova
39. Starshine
40. Coco
41. Human
42. Featherlight
43. Sweetness
44. Mariae
45. Latish
46. Milky
47. Planetarium
48. Ptolemy
49. Munchy
50. The-Crazy-One
51. Fishcake
52. Silicon
53. Icey
54. Sport
55. DayDiedI
56. PotatoePancake
57. Houdini
58. Quaker
59. Tubaman
60. Truman
61. Super-Something
62. Supercalifragilisticexpialidoesious
63. Frimont
64. Frosty
65. The

But Sally was still alive. But that was mainly because of the unfortunate accident in her youth involving the long fabled "fountain of youth."

So, Sally and surprisingly, Pengooin, who, although he didn't have an accident, he was born with an amazingly natural long-lasting life.

So they had 35 more kids named:

1. Egginson
2. Montgomery
3. Alabama
4. Talula does the hula
5. Sweetpea
6. Marshy
7. hope
8. Honey
9. Animilia
10. Crocideillia
11. Techno
12. Pendulum
13. Lambourg
14. Pennsylvania
15. V.V.
16. Dooblavay
17. Shay
18. Snorik
19. Magna
20. eskimo
21. Pomplemoose
22. Betsy
23. Bessy
24. Helgo
25. Olga
26. Omar
27. Suzy
28. Snot
29. Poncho
30. Yokey
31. Lego
32. Legless
33. Legoless
34. Larsh
35. Only-Son

They Sally and Pengooin were both killed in a freak boating accident. Leaving Ashley, Nicko, Tylee and Jingle to care for their 96 younger siblings. In desperation, they turned to their only human ally, Sarah H.

She took them in, creating a duck petting zoo off which she made enough money to pay off everything and buy enough food for all her little ducklings.

THE END

THE AFTERMATH, OR, THE EPILOGUE;

Ashley married her high school sweetheart, Bernard, and had 6 little ducklings, but NO more! Their names were:

1. Cosmo
2. Oscar
3. Petunia
4. Penny
5. Posture
6. Ogio

When Ashley and Bernard died at the ripe old age of 87 (in duck years of course) Ashley's beloved Sarah took in 6 new ducks. At this time, Sally and Pengooin's youngest, OnlySon, Was only 3 duck years old.

Everyone did eventually make good matches.

And all ended fairly well for everyone.

THE END. (AGAIN)