Number Ten

You and your friend ride your bikes home.  You are all too happy to be out of that creepy house, and your friend is just happy not to have been dared to do something worse.  You get home safely and fall asleep.  The next morning, you grab the morning paper, trying to find the Sunday Comics.  You notice the first page of the paper and freeze.  "Haunted House Lets Loose Horror On Unsuspecting Town"  read the title.  You gulp as you realize that you never locked the door behind you as you left the haunted house last night.

Wait to go genius, you just let loose a horde of monsters on the world.  That's going to look great on a resume.