WARNING - This blog may cause uncontrollable fits of laughter. If you are a naturally grumpy person, prone to attacks of severe pessimism, this blog is not recommended for you.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Wasteland of a Week

Yesterday I posted a [freaking awesome] poem about drama. Today isn't much different. Of course, with four tests and four papers that all happen to be due this week, not to mention the barf that life spewed onto my lap which I am still cleaning up, I don't think many people would be happy.

Anyways, it's days like today that make me remember the words of one of my favorite poems.

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than,
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up,
When he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learned too late when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far,
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
- Author unknown
Enjoy life people because you never know when the storms of trial will sweep through it and attempt to drown you.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Life... Drama... Action!

Recently there has been a lot of drama in my life. This week especially has been overly dramatic. So... I wrote a poem (a feat I am almost physically incapable of doing) to explain how I feel about drama in my life.




Save the drama for your momma,
I don't really care.
Save the drama for your momma,
please don't try to share.

I don't really care why your life sucks,
Mine does as well,
When life upchucks.

The universe does not revolve around you,
It revolves around the sun,
The planets do too.

And when you try to make me feel dumb,
It makes me feel bad,
But I don't suck my thumb.

You are a baby- not so mature,
And because of that,
We just endure.

So...

Save the drama for your momma,
I don't really care,
Save the drama for your momma,
Please don't try and share.


Friday, October 28, 2011

Halloween

Halloween is upon us!!!

Halloween is finally here and I am cowering in the apartment, to afraid to actually go outside.

Apparently there is a masked man wandering around doing his best to strike fear into the hearts of the poor souls who wandered into his path.

Unfortunately my cowardly plan burst into flames and I have ventured forth to the concert of the faculty. (thanks again Kaylyn . . . I owe you one)

Wish me luck on this, the Halloween.



Thursday, October 27, 2011

A Missing Pencil; A Broken Mind

Sitting here in math class today, I went to reach for my pencil so I could start working on my homework and get ahead in class. Unfortunately, as I opened my backpack I realized something. I had made the mistake of loaning my pencil out to a girl in my institute class last tuesday. I never got it back. And I doubt that my MIA pencil will ever return. :'(

But enough about the "missing pencil". Now let's talk about the "broken mind".

On Tuesday of this week (exactly the same day I lost my pencil) my friends and I went to see a concert that my roommate was in. (we also did it to skip out on cleaning checks... But you didn't hear that from me).

I somehow managed to fall asleep. But I don't like falling asleep in public places so I was fighting against it. But when I am so tired I am fighting to keep my eyes open, I kinda start "dreaming" or "hallucinating" in real life. Which is what happened this night.

You know how your brain attempts to see patterns in everything? Well in my hallucinatory state, that's what my brain was doing. Long story short... I saw the lorax. In a tuba.

Let's just say I went to bed at 10:30 last night. It's been a long week.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Philosophy in My life

You know that old saying; "another day, another dollar?" Why isn't it true?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Happily Never After

Fall break has come and gone and once again left me with the tragic feeling of, "that wasn't nearly long enough.".

Lets just say that coming back to cowboyville Ephraim was less than a happy ending.

On the positive side... I did get so bored that I actually attempted to draw Yoda on my wall. Check it out below!



Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Riddle of the Week 3

That's right!!! I'm bringing it back baby.

Riddle of the Week is coming back . . . comment if you like it, or comment if you don't, but if no one comments its staying till I get bored of it again.

Anyways, here's this weeks riddle:

Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle in the beginning and at the end.


(Spoiler Alert, the answer is in the comments.)

Enjoy!


Polling Update

The votes are in . . . and my quotes are staying on the wall.

The final tally was this:

Yes they should definately stay . . . they make my day. Won the competition with a total of six votes. "Yes, the more of you quotes are on the wall the less of my foot in the mouth moments show" had two. "No. They are just plain silly" had zero and "I don't care, I just wanted to click submit" had one.

So . . . long story short . . . the quotes are staying. Thanks everyone who voted, and check out the new poll now!

Firedrills and Repressed Memories

I missed the firedrills 'cuz I'm that awesome!!!

Today the school did fire-drills everywhere. This means dorms, buildings and apartments. I left about an hour before the one in my dorm, I missed the one in the social science building by a little less than a day, and I missed the ones everywhere else by I don't know how much. This is a good thing especially since when I was in grade school the fire alarm would send me into a panic and I would burst into uncontrollable tears. Good days. Luckily I don't do that anymore . . . okay. That's not entirely true. I do burst into tears. They are just tears of mental anguish that only my subconscious can see.


And on that happy note, I wrap up this impromptu post and pray that none of my decedents EVER see this. Course, knowing the power of the internet . . . they probably will find it eventually. :P

Up Up and Away

"Todays the day your off on adventures your off and away!" ~Dr Suess That's right everyone!!! Today is the day!!! Fall break if officially here . . . for the most part.

I was assigned a bunch of stuff in my business management class, (which is stupid because I'm really not planning on EVER being a business woman) but besides that . . . I'm off to sleep in . . . eat actual food . . . and enjoy all the loveliness that comes from having a room to oneself.
(Sorry Karli . . . but sometimes I really do miss having a room by myself. Especially when you freak me out by popping out of nowhere (like magic) and poking me.)



Adios Muchachos! I will see YOU in less than a week. Wow. That was depressing.