WARNING - This blog may cause uncontrollable fits of laughter. If you are a naturally grumpy person, prone to attacks of severe pessimism, this blog is not recommended for you.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Screaming in Irritation

So today I drew my interpretation of a well loved painting. I believe that it turned out very well considering I drew it quickly in Math and colored it within five minutes upon my returning to the apartment about an hour later.


Here is the originial:

And here is my version:



Originally it came in a note for my roommate. (That's right. I said NOTE. As in the most popular means of "secret" communication in junior high school.) I figured that we have performed all other means of communication (e.g. texting/ facebooking while in the same room, blogging to and about each other, email and of course speaking face to face) so I decided to write her a note. It was a loved lovely note. But alas, I lost it somewhere in between noon-2:30 PM today. :(


Monday, October 17, 2011

Cinderella

I feel like Cinderella. Now let me explain.

Irritated by the lack of counter/ table space when cooking/ eating I decided to clean up the apartment. There were Sooooooooooo many dishes... Of course with 5 girls living in a cooking dorm eating breakfast-dinner everyday... Well it adds up to A LOT of dishes an that means really pruney hands. Check it out:



Yeah. It's that crazy. But. On the plus side- the apartment finally has counter space. Course the table is now full of dishes...

PG vs Ephraim; the Fight of the Week

We are finally in the countdown stretch. I have less than 500 classroom minutes before fall break. And if all goes well... Just one test. It's a math test and 1010 is easy enough that I should be able to ace that thing no problem. But once that's over it's packing my bag and saying good riddance to Ephraim and hello to civilization. (AKA: PG).

It's going to be nice to sleep on my real FULL sized bed instead of the small little squeaky twin that you literally have to pull out. It will also be nice to not have to cook for myself. Of course there are chores . . . . :P

At any rate, the past three weeks have been big bundles of stress and I'm fully excited to finally have a break and just sit back and relax. No pressures. No homework. Just me myself and I. Doesn't that sound awesome? It sure does to me.

Adios Ephraim. In three days I will be back in good ol' PG.



Sunday, October 16, 2011

Holiday Fever

Today has been a very antisocial day. Well. That's not entirely true. My roommate and I have been in our room all day. We've even exchanged a few words. So . . . to clarify . . . . Today has been a somewhat antisocial day.

So. . . .there's that . . . I also did a lot of google searching for wallpapers and found some humorous ones. Which is great. In fact; this is one of the pics I found over the weekend while goofing off. I hope you enjoy it. :) It really puts a person into the holiday perspective.



(It also probably ruined Subway for you forever. . . mwhahahaha)





Friday, October 14, 2011

Horror Movie Fest Fail

Well. We figured out what was wrong with our heater of death. As it turns out . . . it's completely broken. Somehow . . . someway . . . our HEATER is leaking water all over our carpet. Not only does this cause a strange gurgling noise . . . but it also is causing some kind of funky smell that is coming from what the carpet is no doubt growing.

On the plus side. If this somehow gets us a replacement carpet . . . well . . . let's just say that there won't be any complaining from my side. Our blackhole of a carpet (the one one of its kind in our entire dorm) (It also eats things if they remain on the ground for too long. . . its like the pit of carkoon college style) really sucks and it's most definitely not sanitary enough for bare skin contact.

At any rate, please come fix it maintenance people! It's in desperate need of repair.



Thursday, October 13, 2011

Horror Movie Fest

If you ever want to be woken up in the middle of the night with the horrifying fear that someone is breaking into your apartment, move to Snow Hall.

Last night I went to bed late. It took me awhile to finish up my "homework" and clean up my bed so I could actually sleep on it. By the time I finally did finish it was around one in the morning. 15 minutes later I was beginning to fall asleep when I heard a terrifying noise. At first it was just water moving around. And then things got serious. Essentially it sounded like someone was trying to break into our apartment. My roommate and I both sat up and tried to figure out what was going on.

I got out of bed and went to the window expecting to see some "opposite-of-a-ninja, criminal" (they are opposite of ninjas due to the fact that it sounded like they were using a power drill or a band saw to break our wall down and ninjas are generally seen as silent assassins) kneeling outside our window. But I didn't see anything. So I went back to bed. A half an hour later (1:41 AM) my roommate and I both bolt upright. Once again there's nothing there.

Well... Long story short... It was our heater. Thanks a lot heater. I almost had a heart attack last night.


Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Halloween Awesomeness

Halloween is coming up!!!! This year I am particularly excited which doesn't make any sense since I am usually pretty grumpy about most holidays. (Which also doesn't make any sense . . . ) at any rate . . . Halloween is approaching. And with it comes the opportunity to once again pull out my amazing halloween costume. I've been looking online for a way to make it even more cool, but I haven't yet been able to find anything to help me on my quest. I did however find one that looks a million times lamer. But I suppose that's not what I'm looking for.

Anyways, lets see who has the best/ lamest costume this year!



Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Midterm Blues

I have a stupid class that I have to memorize something for and I don't want to do it!!! I have to memorize a one minute speech and I came up with a good one . . . it's about doodling . . . but I can't for the life of me pay any attention to trying to memorize it!!! This sucks!!! If I don't start memorizing soon, I'm going to have to wake up early and try to memorize it tomorrow morning. :P

Stupid class.

Stupid memorizing.

Stupid public speaking.

Wish me luck.


Quote Wall Queen

Just a little update on our quote wall; we currently have 339 quotes, 101 from me personally because although I am the Quote Wall Queen, ones that I have said such as: "It's a personal joke between me and myself" and "who cares if I slip and fall on my butt? It will just look like I had and accident." which really shouldn't be up there, are up there. So. Now it is time to give your opinion. Go to the quote wall votes to the side, and if you think my quotes should stay, or if you think they should mysteriously disappear into the night . . . state your opinion!

Enjoy!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Update

Hey all. I know this is my second post today, but I just added a new feature which, if it works correctly, should be super helpful. All you have to do is go to the sidebar. You should be able to see something that says "Follow by email". Type in your email, and, if all goes well, you should get an email every time I update my blog. Lets hope it works :)