So, today, one of my very close friends came over and we were sitting here, in my tower room, (all those who have been here, yeah, you know what I mean) and I was re-accounting some of my more blonde moments. (Most of which involved me walking into a door of some kind.) And I realized that it was just too funny not to share, so, here you go.
I was walking towards my bathroom door (which was shut) and I thought to myself: "I'll walk into my bathroom and then open the door."
Obviously, that was not very logical thinking. And, even I can't defy the laws of physics, and so I rebounded of the door and ended up sprawled eagle on my floor.
Not really wanting to repeat that first try at the door (which didn't really hurt much, but I was stunned for a moment) I stood up, slowly turned the knob, pushed open the door and only then did I walk into my bathroom, to the shocking image of my frankenstein-like self because I'd only just woken up. And if any of you have seen me before I get ready in the mornings, I look freaky.
Well, that's one of my blondest moments ever, but of course, there are more. I hope to keep you posted with all my crazy moments so, stay tuned!
P.S. I'm adding a picture of one of my good wake up days. Like, this is seriously probably the best I've ever looked right when I woke up, but then again, most of my face is being blocked by my camera. . . so. . . I'll get a really freaky picture for you as soon as I get some more batteries for my camera.
Wow Madison, you look just like my cousin Kirstin in that wake up picture you added. xD Maybe I should upload photos of myself instead of weird drawings.
ReplyDeleteAmazing that your logic failed you though, haven't seen that happen before. >.> Your plan on getting into the bathroom sounds like the sort of thing I'm thinking all the time though.